Either I'm a genius, or really REALLY ill.

A whole essay threw itself into my head this morning around three AM while I was trying to focus on keeping all the glucose and caffeine down.

This is going from nought to inspiration to essay in under 5 seconds.

My new problem? The university library doesn't have a copy of Bridget Jones, book or film.

(Yeah, it's that kind of essay. I'm guessing ill.)